Who knew that my lunch could be the object of such interest? I suppose I leave myself open to it by eating at my desk while I work. People(the same ones of course) feel the need to come peer over my shoulder at what I'm eating while making comments on the smell and the health ramifications of what I'm eating. It irritates me, which is probably obvious or I wouldn't write about it. But, I can handle the comments, the peering. What really gets to me is the fact that they don't go away at that point. No, they hang out and seem to want to chat. Um, HELLO! I am trying to eat and I'd love to be able to eat it while its still warm which I'm not comfortable doing with you towering over me. If you've got business to address, lets talk. Otherwise, please leave me alone for just 10-15 minutes so that I enjoy my lunch.*
*This Public Service Announcement is brought to you today by Whataburger.
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You should start taking large bites and talking while chewing like in How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days. Maybe even talk really emphatically and let bits of food fly out at them. Burp really loud and then practice the Whata!burger commercial over and over while ignoring them completely.
I think we should practice that the next time we all eat together... I think it might end up being quiet humorous and/or really disgusting.
that might not be the best idea. I would fear multiple use of the heimlich manuever would be necessary!
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